St. Peter

A divine voice calls through the ether to desperate minds bowed over furious scribbling and erasing actions:

“And... time’s up, pencils down.  Please pass your answers forward.   Those of you who’ve just awoke or finished early, just throw it all away, you missed the point.  When your name is called please step forward, leave your belongings you’ll no longer need them.  If you’ve achieved humanity, exit stage right.  The rest, stage left.  Should any one be uncertain, a reflective determination shall be made.  Re-enrollment is available by petition.
You’re welcome.”